Scientology Flag Land Base Adjusts Its Expectations

“In view of the massive statcrash of the past decade, Flag Land Base has adjusted its expectation for SOLO NOTs,” said Captain FLB Stayta Kleer.

“500 on SOLO NOTs is attainable. We only need 372 more people to reach our goal. As an incentive, the tech estimate for six month refreshers has been lowered to $60,000; unless of course sec checking reveals hidden crimes or evil purposes. If such things are found — and they most likely will be given the ‘Ethics bait OT’s’ out there — then the tech estimate will soar to $1,000,000 or higher. We at Flag Land Base simply cannot guarantee anything until you are actually arrived.”

2 responses to “Scientology Flag Land Base Adjusts Its Expectations

  1. We a Flag will not guarantee anything till your money is safe in our wog free accounting system

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  2. We know that Miscavige hires extras to attend his Nuremburg-style rallies, and he hires actors for scientology videos. The next logical step is for Miscavige to pay people to be scientologists. Of course with the public image of scientology being equivalent to “radioactive kiddie porn coated with live Ebola virus” it will be very expensive.

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