Scientology Adopts the Flat Earth Cosmology

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Public Notice: The Church of Scientology has officially adopted a Flat Earth cosmology after finding lost tech written by the Founder. Scientologists have never believed in the lies of science and now have even more reasons to not believe the lies. Commander Marty Rathbun will be delivering a lecture exposing the Anti-Flat Earth Cult (AFEC) next week at Flag. Commander Rathbun was there. The so-called round earth is false. Never happened. It’s an invented narrative created to siphon off hundreds of trillions of tax dollars to the Psychs at NASA so they can fund the CIA, Interpol, SMERSH, Starbucks, and other front groups that have been trying to destroy Scientology since thetans mocked up the Earth 8,000 years ago and then lit the Sun using a butane torch.

2 responses to “Scientology Adopts the Flat Earth Cosmology

  1. Mr. Commander Marty Rathbun might be delivering a lecture exposing the Anti-Flat Earth Cult (AFEC) at Flag, that’s a good thing. BUT, what in the hell is he or any other Mr. Commander going to do when someone out there on the far flung fringes of the internet starts the Anti-Anti-Flat Earth Cult? It’s been weeks since Alanzo has posted something. Who is going to stop him or them? Please OSA friends, HELP!!!!!!

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  2. The flat earth theory makes more sense than Hubbard’s Xenu story.

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