Hey young people! Here’s a groovy free CD offer from your friends at the Church of Scientology!

Hey young people! Here’s a groovy free CD offer from your friends at Scientology. We’re the coolest religion on Earth! Just fill out the card and mail it in or drop by your nearest Org. If you come to an Org don’t tell your parents or anyone else where you’re going because they’re SP’s and wouldn’t understand. Only we understand. We’re your friends and you can even meet Tom Cruise. Far out!

RJ.67

3 responses to “Hey young people! Here’s a groovy free CD offer from your friends at the Church of Scientology!

  1. Wow! I bet the kids today would love to get a real CD in the mail. Much more exciting because of the “retro” factor than just downloading a podcast into their iPhone.

    And I’m sure that once they got this wondrous CD, they’d be really interested in hearing all about Hubbard’s “research” in 1963 about how the enemies of Scientology are all busy fighting the Martians and handing out lobotomies to their political opponents.

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  2. Sign me right up.
    It will be the only CD I own.
    As a bonus I love tormenting unsolicited telemarketers, so when they ring me I get to have some fun.

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  3. Next the scientologists will offer 8-track and cassette tape copies! To them that is “new tech”.

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