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Marty & Alanzo’s Deprogramming Services

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The Doctors of Scientology Mark C. Rathbun and Allen “Alanzo” Stanfield have joined forces to create Marty & Alanzo’s Deprogramming Services.

“Marty & Alanzo’s Deprogramming Services specializes in deprogramming Anti-Scientologists,” said Dr. Stanfield. “Funded by Scientology’s Office of Special Affairs, our mission is to stop people from attacking the Church of Scientology.”

“Scientology cannot accomplish its humanitarian goals given the activities of Scientology haters. In any decent country, haters would not be allowed to even open their mouths and spew such hate. But in Wog America, Europe, and ANZO they are. This is why deprogrammers like me and Marty are needed to stop the spread of false data about Scientology.”

“And yes,” chortled Alanzo, “David Miscavige gave me the sweater I wear on my videos. I love it as much as Marty loves the brown sports coat COB gave him.”

Dr. Mark C. Rathbun added that the troika and its financiers are out to attack him and that is why he has to incessantly cyber-stalk these people online through his tedious browncoat videos. “Creepy cyber-stalking is part of my deprogramming technique,” said Dr. Rathbun. “And now that Alanzo is my Manuela, my little bitch, I know that together we can defeat the ASC.”

Mark C. Rathbun: OMG! The Martians Are After Me!

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There are covert operations being run on me by the troika and their financiers! I can tell because there were tire tracks on the road by the gas station that weren’t there last week! This happened because I wouldn’t take Leah’s blank check to be the star of her television show and write my own ticket! And I would’ve won the Emmy and not Leah! That Emmy was really mine but the troika made sure Leah won it and not me!

And Scientology is the cleanest organization in the entire USA. There is no abuse of any kind in Scientology. I know because I was IG/RTC and ran Fair Game programs for decades. There was never any abuse, intimidation, dirty trick, judge tampering, or spying under my watch. No sir! We never fucked people over, destroyed evidence, spied on people, or did anything bad.

Annie Tidman almost escaped until I caught her at the airport. She came back to three years of torture into the RPF until she was crushed. She later died a horrible death of lung cancer in captivity. But here’s the thing: I saved her from becoming part of the ASC!

Everything is perfect in Scientology. But one day I got on my motorcycle and blew. Actually, I went undercover to expose the ASC. I fooled everyone. And now I’m the only who can help. I’m the only one who can expose the ASC because I was it’s leader. The ASC has to be stopped because Scientology. That’s why. Scientology is not a cult. I know because I was in Scientology for a long time. The ASC is a cult. I know because David Miscavige tells me what to think and what to say. I was real bad off until COB helped me. Now I’m better.

I repeatedly transcended Scientology and have become an ascended spiritual master. Now if y’all excuse me I need to go back into my trance state. There is more to be channeled. Stay tuned!

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Freedom Magazine Exposes the Television Critics Association!

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Church of Scientology Demands that All Reporters & Other SP’s Be Fired!

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We in Scientologists Taking Action Against Discrimination demand the following:

1. All reporters who have ever have written any entheta about Scientology be fired for being bigots and haters.

2. All filmmakers and television producers who have ever have made movies or programs that contain any Black PR or entheta about Scientology be fired for being bigots and haters.

3. All wogs who have ever posted any entheta or made joking & degrading remarks about Scientology online be permanently banned from the internet for being bigots and haters.

The Church of Scientology is committed to free speech. However, free speech is not a free pass to broadcast or publish anything about the Church of Scientology unless we first approve of it. If not submitted for approval, we will savagely attack the parties responsible.

Our people in OSA are the worse sort of stupid stalled OT white trash rednecks and so is COB.  These mighty OT’s are free to publish hate websites and videos that contain outright lies, malicious slander, and all manner of calumnies against SP’s. These demented lunatics are free to Fair Game those who attack Scientology. They are free to use pc folder data on hate websites.

We in the Church of Scientology are free to be haters, bigots, liars, and hypocrites. This is not a double standard nor is it hypocrisy. It is just what it takes to confront and shatter suppression.

Reverend Bob Tilton Handles Scientology & Pulls Marty Rathbun’s Withhold

Scientology Adopts the Flat Earth Cosmology

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Public Notice: The Church of Scientology has officially adopted a Flat Earth cosmology after finding lost tech written by the Founder. Scientologists have never believed in the lies of science and now have even more reasons to not believe the lies. Commander Marty Rathbun will be delivering a lecture exposing the Anti-Flat Earth Cult (AFEC) next week at Flag. Commander Rathbun was there. The so-called round earth is false. Never happened. It’s an invented narrative created to siphon off hundreds of trillions of tax dollars to the Psychs at NASA so they can fund the CIA, Interpol, SMERSH, Starbucks, and other front groups that have been trying to destroy Scientology since thetans mocked up the Earth 8,000 years ago and then lit the Sun using a butane torch.

Butthurt & Enturbulated in Scientology

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Scientology spokesman & cyber-fascist Marty Rathbun is butthurt & enturbulated. He is fuming mad that you SP’s have freedom of speech! How dare you! How dare you SP’s and your so-called books, television shows, and documentaries attack Scientology. We are the most ethical group on the planet! IG/RTC Marty Rathbun hereby orders you to cease & desist or you will rue the day you attacked Scientology and its pompadoured ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige.

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