Scientology Media Productions new show “The Troika” smashes all Scientology broadcasting records!

Scientology Media Productions’ new show The Troika breaks all Scientology broadcasting records by averaging 1200 views per episode.

“With an investment of $100,000,000 in SMP’s facilities, the 22 episodes of The Troika aired to date have vindicated COB’s strategy of going straight to YouTube and skipping wog television networks,” said VP Ken Delusion of SMP Programming. “And more to the point, the questions about Marty’s sanity have only fueled interest in the show as viewers tune in to see what Marty will concoct next. Because he is a walking cluster, one never knows which Marty will appear on any given episode.”

“Some are already favorably comparing Marty’s long-winded, irrational, and conspiratorial bloviations to the gold standard prose Danny Sherman pens for David Miscavige’s six hour speeches.”

2 responses to “Scientology Media Productions new show “The Troika” smashes all Scientology broadcasting records!

  1. Through these videos, Marty is proving that he can create better fiction than Hubbard! All hail the new source, Marty!

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  2. Mr. Ken Delusion sez:
    “And more to the point, the questions about Marty’s sanity have only fueled interest in the show as viewers tune in to see what Marty will concoct next. Because he is a walking cluster, one never knows which Marty will appear on any given episode.”

    Does this mean that Marty is out-valance? If so, I think a couple hundred hours of Book One auditing would be of tremendous help – as it has been for at least eleventy billion other distressed thetans in this sector of the guh-lax-ee. Marty should see the nearest Reg as soon as possible. From what I hear he has recently scored a tremendous windfall of disposable income and any Reg can help relieve him of that burden.

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