Scientology Media Productions’ new show The Troika breaks all Scientology broadcasting records by averaging 1200 views per episode.
A simulacrum of the bloody severed head of President Trump was Kathy Griffin’s proposed example of what Scientology FAIR GAME should look like in 2017. Needless to say, Griffin’s visual did not go over well with focus groups.
Moreover, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige wanted something different than your basic Scientology head on a pike — and that’s why the depraved goons in the Office of Special Affairs called upon the services of George Remini and Dana Connaughton.
We in RTC have to agree that this gruesome twosome are far more offensive to our sensibilities than anything Kathy Griffin did:
After an intense 48 hour manhunt and dragnet conducted by over 1,200 members of Scientology’s security forces, it has been determined that Tony Ortega was not in Clearwater. Nevertheless, the threat of his mere presence in Clearwater resulted in a DEFCON 5 red alert and the deployment of all available security forces. Following the stand down order, Scientologists may safely leave their panic rooms and return to their course rooms.
“Flag Land Base is safe once again thanks to valiant efforts Fleet Admiral David Miscavige to safeguard Scientology,” said Church spokesman Captain Ken Delusion, CO of the Parishioner Action Response Allied Network Operational International Agency (PARANOIA).
“PARANOIA is in constant action within Scientology,” emphasized Delusion. “It is a dangerous world out there and PARANOIA is, for the Scientologist, all that stands between danger and safety. For this reason, Scientologists must double and triple their IAS donations to keep Scientology’s PARANOIA fully funded. The OSA Staff at the Scientology PARANOIA control center tracks all SP’s 24/7/365 and is ready to launch a full scale response as happened over the weekend when a possible Ortega sighting was telephoned into the PARANOIA Crisis Center.”
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For their unflagging devotion in lying, breaking up families, destroying the free speech of others, and engaging in psychotic Fair Game actions in defense of COB RTC David Miscavige, the “Heroes of OSA” statue garden has been dedicated at Flag Land Base.
Situated in front of the Great Hall of Exact Data, the Heroes of OSA statue garden celebrates the heroism and frothing theta lunacy of Linda Hamel, Donatella Kevenaar, Ken Moxon, Kirsten Caetano, and Karin Pouw in confronting and shattering planetary suppression across all dynamics. VWD.
A secret RTC meeting in which COB RTC David Miscavige is briefed about the many successes of Karen de la Carriere. Video scripted by the mad genius dandyofwarhols1.