David Miscavige: Facebook’s $225 Billion Stock Plunge is Due to Its Allowing Attacks on Scientology! Scientology Calls for FB to Immediately Deplatform all Anti-Scientologists!
Scientology Supreme Ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige declared today that Facebook’s stock price collapse was due to the social media giant allowing years and decades of attacks upon Scientology. Mr. Miscavige called upon […]
Attention: Scientology Needs Lawyers! Are You Up to the Task?
Tom Cruise Quits Scientology — But Scientology Doesn’t Quit Tom Cruise!
Tom Cruise recently had a thought that he wanted to quit Scientology. Tom confided this thought to a so-called friend who immediately leaked the story to the wog media as we see […]
Scientology Interfaith Event Speaker Contract and Release
I________________________________ hereby covenant and contract with the Church of Scientology International (the Church) to be a speaker at the Church’s Interfaith Event to be held at ___________________________ on the date of __________________. […]
Mark Zuckerberg Apologizes to Scientology; Promises to Delete all Entheta on Scientology from Facebook
“Following a closed-door Serious Reality Adjustment Session with Scientology Pontiff David Miscavige and his ecclesiastical lawyers, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg publicly apologized to the Church of Scientology,” announced Ted Torquemada, the Chief […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Hails Fake STAND Member Program as a Complete Success
“COB today congratulated Scientology phony PR front group STAND for reaching a milestone of 10,000 fake members,” Ken Delusion announced. “These mocked up Scientologists now outnumber real Scientologists,” Delusion noted. “Which goes […]
Scientologist Charles Manson
Reverend Bob Tilton Handles Scientology & Pulls Marty Rathbun’s Withhold
Scientology Media Productions new show “The Troika” smashes all Scientology broadcasting records!
Scientology Media Productions’ new show The Troika breaks all Scientology broadcasting records by averaging 1200 views per episode. “With an investment of $100,000,000 in SMP’s facilities, the 22 episodes of The Troika […]