Scientology missions form a vital link in the chain of Planetary Clearing!

Phoenix

“Well sir the Phoenix Mission here was booming back in the old days,” said mission holder Bud Turlock. “But then they was that ter-nady what swept up from Oklahoma and washed out the dirt road and knocked down the power lines.

“The county won’t bulldoze me a new road and I ain’t got no money to do it myself cause I had to sell my bulldozer to pay for new dentures, a Basics library for the mission, and whatnot and so forth. And then they put in that big flashy Indian casino down the road and people would rather go thar and get liquored up and gamble. Hell, some nights I go down thar and get liquored real good up seein’ as nuthin’ much happens here at the mission since the was road washed out. Had some fellers come by from the Jay-hovah’s Witnesses church over there in Gila Bend awhile back but I done run ’em off.

COB’s supposed to boom the missions and Orgs when SMP goes live on the tee-vee next month.”

4 responses to “Scientology missions form a vital link in the chain of Planetary Clearing!

  1. Dee Dee is still rocking the trailer in Phoenix.

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  2. they count kids as public! So wild, wild western of the cult

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  3. I am so very, very proud of Mr. Bud Turlock of the Phoenix Mission. He is obviously working hard to keep the Mission’s stats in affluence and is successful in doing so despite whatever obstacles the MEST universe throws at him. Can you say Birthday Game winner people? I dare say there might even be a Freedom Metal in Bud’s future!!!!! Now all the other Mission Holders in the Western US need to throw off the shackles of suppression like Bud has so they can have the same wins and gains as Bud from being so KSW and getting ethics in in his area. Very Well Done sir!!!!!!!!

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