Following a devastating ratings crash, an app crash of magnitude, and joking and degrading reviews in the wog media, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige took to the airwaves again on Scientology TV […]
Scientology TV Airs a 75,000,000 Year Old Photograph!
Scientology TV: Here we have a 75,000,000 year old photo showing the bomb bay of one of Xenu’s DC-8 spaceplanes. The gold boxes contain frozen humanoids ready for aerodynamic insertion into the […]
Scientology Chairman David Miscavige to Replace Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State
“Heading into negotiations with the violent and insane leader of North Korea, President Trump felt he needed a far more violent and insane American to serve as Secretary of State for what […]
Scientology Man: The New Super Hero for the 21st Century!
We at Scientology Media Productions are proud to announce our launch television series: Scientology Man: The New Super Hero for the 21st Century. Scientology Man is everything a Scientologist in good standing […]
Scientology: Buggery on the High Seas!
The motor vessel Freewinds will be the location of Scientology Media Productions first feature film Buggery on the High Seas. Based on a screenplay by L. Ron Haddock, the film features “rum […]
Scientology’s New Year’s Resolutions
We in the Church of Scientology firmly resolve to be a fully Ideal Church in every way in 2018. We therefore make the following resolutions: 1. We will raise all prices 4000% […]
MV Freewinds Accidentally Scrapped
“Captain Mike Napier was at Flag for a heavy Ethics cycle. This left Ensign Nandor Vörös in charge of the vessel. In what has to be the worst telex error in the […]
Delusion Reveals the WHY for Why Scientology Media Productions Is Not Broadcasting
“By actual survey, Scientology parishioners are asking the WHY for why Scientology Media Productions is not broadcasting,” said spokesman Ken Delusion. “More than a few Scientologists have noted that Leah Remini has […]