Dianetics: Modern Science of Mental Health for Homo Saps


Following the unprecedented success of Guhlaxy Press selling 50,000,000 copies Battlefield Earth at Comic-Con 2016, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige is having Bridge Publications rush into production a 100,000,000 piece print run of Dianetics in comic book form. It’s “back to pulp” as it were.

Entitled Dianetics: Modern Science of Mental Health for Homo Saps, this edition of Dianetics with its irreverent, snarky, and outrageous new subtitle is sure to appeal to young people because, with the few exceptions of embarrassing morons like Joy Villa, we in Scientology are not connecting with young people these days.

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  1. Homo Saps? And all this time I thought it was for volcanos! That may be why the people living near Mount Saint Helens and Mount Vesuvius were staring at me when I told them if they stood on the edge of the crater and threw Dianetics books into the caldera it would prevent the volcano from erupting. I am so embarrassed.

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  2. I’m going to forgo the usual “come on dissemination” and spill the beans. COB is releasing the new POKEWOG GO app! All wogs will get on their MEST cell phones and locate the newest Dianetics for homo saps book! All that is needed is donations to place these books all over on Google Earth. You can donate today using the following sliding scale:
    100 books for $1000
    1000 books for $20,000
    10,000 books for $450,000

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