The motor vessel Freewinds will be the location of Scientology Media Productions first feature film Buggery on the High Seas. Based on a screenplay by L. Ron Haddock, the film features “rum […]
Scientology: Buggery on the High Seas!
Dianetics: Modern Science of Mental Health for Homo Saps
Following the unprecedented success of Guhlaxy Press selling 50,000,000 copies Battlefield Earth at Comic-Con 2016, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige is having Bridge Publications rush into production a 100,000,000 piece print run […]
Emergency StatPush: Battlefield Earth Has Sold Only 122 Copies!
Classified: The 2016 relaunch of Battlefield Earth has sold only 122 copies. Galaxy Press is hereby assigned the condition of CONFUSION. COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered all Scientologists to immediately […]
David Miscavige – Louis Farrakhan Telethon Sells Billions of Copies of Battlefield Earth!
“Thanks to the Battlefield Earth Telethon hosted by David Miscavige and Louis Farrakhan on Scientology Media Productions, billions of copies of Battlefield Earth were sold within the first hour of the […]
HowdyCon Pronounced an Illegal Criminal Assembly
— TO BE READ ALOUD TO THE ILLEGALLY ASSEMBLED HOWDYCON CRIMINAL ASSEMBLY BY THE DESIGNATED SP IN CHARGE— Acting in his capacity as Imperial Galactic Interstellar Emperor, RTC Chief Inquisitor, and Space […]
Battlefield Earth: Shelly Battles Terl!
Alien Spaceship Crashes in Hollywood!
“He just won’t stop talking!” exclaimed Ken Delusion, CO OSA INT Space Alien Incarceration Unit. “This alien blathers on and on and on all day and night and incessantly demands expensive scotch!” […]
The Church of Scientology and Computer Hacking: The Facts
“What are the real facts about the Church of Scientology and computer hacking?” asked Dr. Frank Wonderman today during a special meeting to address recent scandalous allegations. “The facts are these: When […]
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