Going Clear Wins Three Emmy’s; We in the Church of Scientology Are Very Bitter

Church of Scientology spokesperson Karin Pouw

Church of Scientology spokesperson Karin Pouw

“The Alex Gibney HBO documentary Going Clear has just won three Emmy’s,” announced Church spokesman Karin Pouw.

“We in the Church of Scientology are very bitter at this gross injustice. This proves the Emmy’s are completely controlled by German Psychiatrists.”

“Here is Scientology’s short and sweet answer to Gibney’s so-called Emmy’s:


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  1. Beautiful…you can’t make this up.

    Is Miscaviage the Donald Trump of ecclesiastical leaders? Of course he is. His real estate empire is larger than Trump’s. His net worth at the very least rivals that of Trump. His impotance to mankind vastly exceeds that of Trump. Why were these important facts ignored in Going Clear?


    • Exactamundo!

      Going Clear ignored COB’s herculean and planetary-changing accomplishments — and GC also IGNORED the fact that COB’s has much better hair than Donald Trump.

      Granted, COB’s hair is not all natural and is in fact an engineered hair product, but still, the end result is better than Donald Trump’s complex hair combover:


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