Saying she felt Deputy Barney Fife of the Mayberry Sheriff’s Department embodied the best in MAGA values, Scientology celebutard Joy Villa wore a “Choose Fife” dress to the 2018 Grammys.
The Grammy-considered celebutard and faux-Christian plunged from the spotlight after her exploratory Congressional campaign imploded in a cloud of self-inflicted lunacy compounded by incessant Scientology meddling.
Of course, Joy’s latest dress is just another clutching and desperate attempt by a Scientologist to get some attention after having sunk into complete irrelevance. In this respect, Joy Villa is a microcosm of we in the Church of Scientology as we frantically claw for relevance in a world that either laughs at us or ignores us.
Joy Villa’s next signing engagement will be at the House of Pancakes in Sylmar where she will entertain the Valley OT Committee. Admission is $125.00 and includes breakfast.
Scientologists Jenna Elfman, Laura Prepon, Erika Christensen, and Danny Masterson in the “good old days” before Masterson was accused of raping four women
“Danny Masterson’s traditional appearance as Santa Claus at the Scientology Celebrity Centre’s Christmas gala has been cancelled,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion.
When asked to comment on the allegations that Scientologist Danny “Donkey Punch” Masterson raped four women, and may have even choked or drugged them during the alleged rapes, Delusion stated, ““The Church adamantly denies the implication the Church would ignore the criminal behavior of certain members, especially at the expense of alleged victims. What is being stated is utterly untrue. This has nothing to do with religion. This story is being manipulated to push a bigoted agenda. The Church follows all laws and cooperates with law enforcement. Any statement or implication to the contrary is false.”
When asked what his bloviating non-statement actually meant, Delusion remarked that if saving Scientology meant throwing Masterson under the bus then COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has decreed that this would happen. “Look,” Delusion said, “the Democrats are going to throw Senator Al Franken under the bus to save the party. Well then we in Scientology are doing the same thing with Danny Masterson after our extensive efforts at stonewalling and bribery have failed. Our friends at the LAPD and the L.A. District Attorney’s Office are getting real nervous about the Masterson situation. And if they’re nervous why then Mr. Miscavige is nervous too.”
“If Danny Masterson is convicted and goes to prison then it means that he was never a real Scientologist. Delusion noted. “Therefore, declaring him an SP and getting rid of him is the greatest good for the greatest number of dynamics.”
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Scientologist and Humanitarian Danny Masterson will be speaking this weekend on human rights at the Scientology Celebrity Centre. The LAPD and LA District Attorney Jackie Lacie will also be in attendance to present Masterson with an award for his humanitarian work. Tickets are $2500.00. Proceeds will benefit the annual “Christmas Gift for COB” fundraiser.
“His career in free fall, actor Kevin Spacey has turned to Scientology’s Celebrity Centre for help,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion.
“Spacey follows in the footsteps of Harvey Weinstein who turned to Scientology for help last month.”
“Scientology is quite happy to be the last refuge of wealthy scoundrels,” Delusion noted. “And we soon expect other Hollywood A-listers to come to the Celebrity Centre as things continue to go to hell in Hollywood — and please be assured that Scientology is very much behind the efforts to make sure all of the bad people in Hollywood are exposed!”
“This is Scientology’s retaliation for South Park, Going Clear, and every other suppressive thing Hollywood has done to us in the past ten years,” Delusion acidly remarked.
“Disgraced Hollywood honcho Harvey Weinstein has turned to the Church of Scientology’s Celebrity Centre for help,” reported Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion.
“Mr. Weinstein is currently staying in the penthouse at the Celebrity Centre and is receiving intensive Scientology auditing to help him handle his sexual harassment engrams,” Delusion noted. “Mr. Weinstein is confessing all of his crimes in a Scientology procedure known as a ‘sec check.'”
“Mr. Weinstein can rest assured that his confessional information is safe with Scientology and will never be used against him. Tom Cruise and John Travolta can attest to the fact that they have never once been blackmailed by Scientology over the filthy and lurid secrets they have given up in auditing,” Delusion assured reporters.
“In gratitude for Scientology taking him in and helping him when no one else would, Harvey Weinstein has already donated $2.5 million to the IAS.”
“In happier news,” Delusion remarked, “Harvey Weinstein will be dining with Scientologist Danny Masterson this evening to discuss Scientology techniques for handling scurrilous attacks upon one’s character known as ‘Black PR.’ At present, Danny Masterson is handling Black PR with the help of his criminal defense attorney and Scientology’s Office of Special Affairs.”