We in Scientology mail out massive amounts of mail everyday. Our mail stream is a nonstop deluge of endless pleas beseeching people for money. Buy a book; take a course; go Clear; […]
Scientology Junk Mail as Pop Art
Scientology Celebrity Centre Bans Danny Masterson As His Ankle Bracelet Monitor is Out PR
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has banned Danny Masterson from the Celebrity Centre due to the ankle bracelet he must wear while he is out on $3.3 million bail awaiting trial on […]
Scientology & North Korea: A Bright Future Ahead
Following their historic meetings for bilateral talks on slave labor, sleep deprivation, torture, beatings, malnutrition, extortion, blackmail, money laundering and other methods that are vital to totalitarian regimes, David Miscavige and Kim […]
Scientologist Joy Villa Wears a “Choose Fife” Dress to the Grammys
Saying she felt Deputy Barney Fife of the Mayberry Sheriff’s Department embodied the best in MAGA values, Scientology celebutard Joy Villa wore a “Choose Fife” dress to the 2018 Grammys. The Grammy-considered […]
Danny Masterson Appearance at Scientology’s Christmas Party Cancelled
“Danny Masterson’s traditional appearance as Santa Claus at the Scientology Celebrity Centre’s Christmas gala has been cancelled,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. When asked to comment on the allegations that Scientologist Danny […]
Danny Masterson to Speak on Human Rights at the Scientology Celebrity Centre
Scientologist and Humanitarian Danny Masterson will be speaking this weekend on human rights at the Scientology Celebrity Centre. The LAPD and LA District Attorney Jackie Lacie will also be in attendance to […]
Kevin Spacey Turns to Scientology for Help
“His career in free fall, actor Kevin Spacey has turned to Scientology’s Celebrity Centre for help,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Spacey follows in the footsteps of Harvey Weinstein who turned to […]
Harvey Weinstein Turns to the Scientology Celebrity Centre for Help
“Disgraced Hollywood honcho Harvey Weinstein has turned to the Church of Scientology’s Celebrity Centre for help,” reported Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Mr. Weinstein is currently staying in the penthouse at the Celebrity […]
RTC Secret Memo: Celebrities
Actress Elisabeth Moss Joins Scientology’s Elite “Fuck You” Club COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has determined that celebrities pose too many risks to Scientology. Therefore, COB decrees the following: 1. Thanks to […]
Winning with Scientology
COB RTC David Miscavige & Mr. Danny Masterson to headline at the Winning with Scientology Seminar at Celebrity Centre! Seats are limited. Book your tickets now. Event to be held in the […]
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