The Modern and Official Church of Scientology!

We in RTC will soon be formally renaming and reformatting the Church of Scientology:

The Modern and Official Church of Scientology MOCOS is the new name of the Church.

MOCOS is based upon COB’s Seven Factorums:

1. The writings and speeches of COB RTC David Miscavige are elevated to Technology Class A (TCA) and take precedent over whatever the Founder wrote or said. TCA thus becomes the de facto scripture of MOCOS.

2. Only 25% of what the Founder wrote will be deemed MOCOS Scripture. This sections will be classified as Technology Class B (TCB). In order to be classed TCB, the Founders written words must agree with TCA.

3. 90% of the spoken words of the Founder will be classed as “Founder Verbal Tech” (FVT). The body of FVT has no applicability to the Modern and Official Church of Scientology. For example, what the Psych Ortega has played today is clearly FVT that creates Dev-T and M/U’s in the wog readership of this criminal blog.

3A. NOTE: Actual investigation by we in RTC has revealed that FVT is fully responsible for 100% of the misconceptions about the subject of Scientology on the internet. After a one year phase out, FVT will be banned in 2015.

4. IAS Fundraising will be elevated to Tech Class A as it is an essential scriptural aspect of MOCOS.

5. The internet is classed as Suppressive Criminal Effluvia (SCE) and is forbidden to any member of MOCOS except to conduct business and make money.

5A. NOTE: Any Scientologist wishing to send a personal message to any other Scientology must submit that message through the OSA Executive Director of Interpersonal Scientologist Communications (OSA ED ISP), and only then after submitting Form C9-0, completing a sec check to an F/N, and attaching a check for $1002.00.

6. The Basics are Tech Class B and are required reading.

7. Auditing is Tech Class A. As such, auditing may only be received by those Scientologists in good standing who meet the following minimum status requirements:

7A. IAS Patron Meritorious

7B. Super Power Cornerstone Member

7C. Friends of COB Platinum Member

7D. Drug Free Marshall Silver Patron

7E. The Way to Happiness Gold Crusader

7F. Volunteer Minister Bronze Medal with Palms

7G. MOCOS Star High Patron

We in RTC expect that this simplifies everything.

In other happy news, the Freewinds II is set to be launched in 2015. Come and be part of the excitement!  https://otviiiisgrrr8.com/2013/…

10 responses to “The Modern and Official Church of Scientology!

  1. I’m just here for a free caek.

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  2. Will Scientology still be a religion?

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  3. MOCOS is still locos and 100% squirrel free, si?

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  4. Which definition of “modern” will that be referring to?

    mod·ern [mod-ern] Show IPA
    adjective
    1.
    of or pertaining to present and recent time; not ancient or remote: modern city life.
    2.
    characteristic of present and recent time; contemporary; not antiquated or obsolete: modern viewpoints.
    3.
    of or pertaining to the historical period following the Middle Ages: modern European history.
    4.
    of, pertaining to, or characteristic of contemporary styles of art, literature, music, etc., that reject traditionally accepted or sanctioned forms and emphasize individual experimentation and sensibility.
    5.
    ( initial capital letter ) new ( def 12 ) .

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  5. I hope it stays no. 3!

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