“Scientology religious leader COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige signed into ecclesiastical law his newly-conceived and simplified 12 step program for Scientology’s Narconon drug treatment centers: 1. Collect $35,000 per drug addict entering […]
The New and Improved Narconon for 2020: Now with Ghost Writer Software!
The new Narconon Ghost Writer Software includes 1,000 stock photos of happy Narconon graduates. The automated name generator comes with a social security number engine that collects SSN’s from the dark […]
Scientology Warning: Marijuana Was Created Eons Ago by Alien Botanical Psychiatrists! Don’t Use Xenu’s Weed!
Scientologist Dr. John Mappin educates and warns the wog public why no one should ever use Xenu’s weed a/k/a marijuana: Xenu’s Weed was created eons ago by mal-intentioned botanical psychiatrists! Here are […]
Scientology Boss David Miscaviges Assigns Jared Fogle to Create Pedanon
COB RTC David Miscavige has assigned new Church of Scientology spokesman Jared Fogle to the Sea Org Felons Unit (SOFU). A unit within OSA, SOFU is the successor of the Guardian’s Office […]
Church of Scientology Leader David Miscavige Gives Texas a Gift!
“Church of Scientology Ecclesiastical Leader, His Imperial Holiness David Miscavige, today decreed that Oklahoma no longer exists,” announced Monsignor Ken Delusion. “In his infinite wisdom and beneficence, therefore, His Imperial Holiness David […]
Narconon Declared a Suppressive Activity and Group!
Social Betterment Dictator Mr. Igor Bludoggian today declared Narconon a suppressive activity and group. “The disgusting and filthy group of Psych-infested wholetrack criminals known as Narconon has brought the Church of Scientology […]
Church of Scientology Defeats the Criminal Squirrel Group Narconon!
We in RTC were shocked to learn of a criminal Psych group using the name of “Narconon” in order to sell a bogus “Scientology-based” drug treatment program. To put it bluntly, OSA […]
Church of Scientology Not In Big Trouble. Everything is Fine. Thank You for Asking.
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today hotly denied, “the allegations that COB RTC David Miscavige is a ‘paranoid and deeply disturbed individual’ who is in deep legal trouble.” “We in the […]
Grand Opening of Ideal Org Gas Station in Los Angeles!
Last year COB RTC David Miscavige quietly implemented a strategic new revenue strategy for the Church of Scientology that takes full advantage of the Church’s prime real estate locations. COB’s vision was […]
Attacks on Religion by the Hateful Wog Media!
We in the Church of Scientology are under daily attacks by the hateful wog media. However, we are not alone. All religious people who seek to do good are under attack from […]