Coming to Scientology TV: A new action show featuring the adventures of The E-Meter Squad. Join this tough new crew of Flag-trained sec-checkers each week as they ferret out hidden masturbators, thought criminals, and those harboring evil purposes to destroy Scientology!
Wankers are not safe from The E-Meter Squad!
Panty-waisted dilettantes are not safe from The E-Meter Squad!
No one is safe from from The E-Meter Squad!
No one expects The E-Meter Squad!