Scientology Celebrity Centre Bans Danny Masterson As His Ankle Bracelet Monitor is Out PR

“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has  banned Danny Masterson from the Celebrity Centre due to the ankle bracelet he must wear while he is out on $3.3 million bail awaiting trial on the felony rape charges with which he has been charged,” declared CC INT spokesman Ken Delusion.

“We just can’t have a Type B (a criminal) at the Celebrity Centre where the real upstats like Tom Cruise and Kirstie Alley often receive services.”

“COB has ordered Danny Masterson demoted to the shit show that is the San Fernando Valley Ideal Org. This is the Org where the other downstats, rapists, and criminals from Sunland, Tujunga, and North Hollywood congregate. Danny will feel at home there among his own kind.”


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  1. Well, I don’t mean to get into some sort of eval here, but I think Mr. Ken Delusion has an M/U regarding Capt’n David Miscavige’s orders.

    I’m pretty sure that bracelets of all sorts are very much standard accouterments with we in the Church of Scientology. All of the Clears and OTs that I know love shiny objects, especially bracelets!!! These are a sacred symbol of how one is shackled to the Tech in both body, mind and spirit. We Scientologists no longer need to bother with thinking, we just KNOW!!!!! The only thing wrong with Danny’s shackle is that someone forgot to make sure it was embossed it with Scientology insignia. Once that is done, the Ethics Officers, MAAs, Regges, and OSA goons can keep track of Danny properly via the electronic signals from the ankle bracelet being transmitted to their Telex Machines.

    PS If Danny needs a mentor to help him tow the KSW line, I suggest he twin up with fellow single celeb Kirstie Alley. Kirstie is older and wiser and if a 2D sit should arise between them they could kill two birds with one stone so to speak.

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