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Scientology’s “Occupy Clearwater” Nearing Its Final Goal of a Complete Takeover!

The Church of Scientology’s “Occupy Clearwater” is now in its 48th year. We in Scientology own vast swaths of Downtown Clearwater and aim to smash all opposition to a complete takeover.

Our next goal is to have Downtown Clearwater secede from Clearwater and become its own city. The rest of Clearwater can rename itself “Wogville” because it is populated by brain-dead zombified wogs.

Field Marshal David Miscavige and Herr General Tom Cruise cannot complete the takeover of Downtown Clearwater without the generous financial support of Scientologists everywhere. We need money to buy the remaining real estate still owned by the filthy godless wogs who dare to breathe the same air as we Homo Novis! How dare they! The very existence of wogs is an offense to all Scientologists!

Dianetiks Heavy Tank Battalion 7 now controls the critical food court and Apple Store at the mall. A fight rages for control of the internet signal.

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  1. The leader of the Clearwater Freedom Brigade, Councilman Mark Bunker issued a stirring message to his loyal troops:

    “We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the media, we shall defend our City whatever the cost may be, we shall fight in the shopping malls and in the Apple stores, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

    The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. Captain Miscavige knows that he will have to break us in the Council chambers or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Clearwater may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted auditing. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the world free of Scientology lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, “This was their finest hour.”

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