Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin might as well be Scientology OT’s! These two thetans ignored wog law to get what they wanted for their kids. In Scientology we call this “making it go right.”

We in the Church of Scientology will be filing amicus curiae briefs on behalf of the two defendants. Our argument is that the wealthy and privileged should be above the law because the law is only intended to prevent the common riffraff and the poor from causing trouble or stealing from the wealthy.

What Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin did was no different than COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige paying to get a medal from General Mena Bravo (retired) of the Colombian Police. Appearances matter in this life. As we see it in Scientology, it takes money and bribery to create a successful image. There is absolutely nothing wrong if such trivial acts are done to shove the less able out of the way to get ahead in life. Attending USC or receiving a medal for saving Colombia are important parts of good PR.