Taryn Teutsch Was Not Trying to Pull a Scientology Con Job

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Scientology Minister of Disinformation Mr. Usman Bello today assured reporters that Taryn Teutsch was not trying to pull some kind of sleazy Scientology con job when she posted a photo of herself with Gretchen Carlson on her Twitter account.

“Although it appeared that Taryn was trying to create the impression that Ms. Carlson supports her efforts, this was a simple misunderstanding due to a lack of word clearing on Twitter.”

Mr. Bello further insisted that L. Ron Hubbard cancelled Fair Game in 1968 and that Scientology no longer practices Fair Game. “Trying to get someone fired from their job is not Fair Game,” said Captain Bello. “Rather, it merely reflects Scientology’s pure hatred, spite, and our pathological and uncontrollable need for revenge. Our inherent viciousness has nothing to do with Fair Game.”

Mr. Bello went on to complain that the joking and degrading website 419.Eater was a bad, bad, bad wog website that has seriously harmed Scientology’s income from its Nigerian operations.

4 responses to “Taryn Teutsch Was Not Trying to Pull a Scientology Con Job

  1. I Love OT8. Puts tScientologys feet to the Fire every post. Always Hugs & All that Mushy Stuff I was denied in The Sea Org. 💛💛💛

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  2. Scientology Minister Mr. Bello sez: “Although it appeared that Taryn was trying to create the impression that Ms. Carlson supports her efforts, this was a simple misunderstanding due to a lack of word clearing on Twitter.”

    Doesn’t it always come down to this? Those fucking MUs are at the root of all our woes and evil purposes on the whole track. If we would all just clear our words (even if we have to use Wog dictionaries created by degraded beings suffering from R6 implants and not even knowing it) all the evil in this guh-lax-ee would vanish and we would have a civilization without crime, war, etc., etc. And demo kits help too. I know this because both of us students in the Two Dot, Montana Ideal Org academy aren’t out committing overts of any kind. And our stats are up!!! If everyone were like us, they would be cracking the books, studying the Founder’s words and moving up the Bridge to Total Freedom to get a front row seat on the back porch of eternity or be wearing their Boots in the Sky or not being lonely in the sky or being the only beings to survive this planet or, or, or…

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  3. >Scientology’s pure hatred, spite, and our pathological and uncontrollable need for revenge. Our inherent viciousness has nothing to do with Fair Game.”

    INDEED! Scientology is in the toilet bowl of infinity!! Most evil in the guhh-lax-ee!!

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  4. SitDownInThatChair

    Seems you are wasting your time with this!

    “Out” OT3 causes Pneumonia, which is caused by viruses and bacteria, which is the oldest life form on earth, which composes 3-6 lbs of your mest body and which scientists now believe came from outer space on frozen asteroids and now causes cancer and other fatal illnesses in humans and which has mutated into an antibiotic immune killer causing the fastest growing threat to human beings! Maybe LRH was onto something!

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