COB DIRECT EMERGENCY ORDER!

COB DIRECT EMERGENCY ORDER!

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The dumping of valuable RTC copyrighted, RTC trademarked, and RTC licensed products onto Craigslist for $1.00 by bitter defrocked apostates is harming the repute of COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige, RTC, and the Church of Scientology.

An investigation has found the culprits responsible for trying to destroy Scientology!

To blame are the two organizations that have gone criminal by failing to safeguard and protect the materials of Dianetics and Scientology: Bridge Publications International (BPI) and the Church of Scientology International (CSI)

BPI and (CSI) are hereby assigned the ethics condition of CONFUSION. Furthermore, an RTC monetary fine of $1,000,000 each is assessed against BPI and CSI. COB’s Finance Police will be by at 1400 hours this Thursday to collect the $1,000,000 cash fine from BPI and CSI. Each Org is to package $1,000,000 in $100 bills into a suitably sized briefcase for collection.

The crews of BP and CSI are assigned rice and beans for the next twelve weeks. Additionally, BPI and CSI must make up the damage they have done to the group by writing a BATTLE PLAN to obliterate the product dumping of the materials of Dianetics and Scientology on Craigslist.

BPI and CSI are to confront and shatter the SP’s responsible for product dumping and thereby harming the income stream of all of the churches and social betterment groups in the ecclesiastical hierarchy of the Church of Scientology.

3 responses to “COB DIRECT EMERGENCY ORDER!

  1. I have been calling PDU Distribution at 323-960-3560 about my leather bound Basics. When they first arrived I unpacked them and there was a slight odor. Kind of like a rose scented perfume masking a frat house bathroom. After about a week, the rose scent is completely gone and I have what smells like an over flowing Coachella port-a-potty in 110 degree weather. Could someone at RTC speak to Bridge Publishing about an exchange? I currently have them on the patio in the sunlight, but the neighbors down wind are complaining so time is of the essence.

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  2. If I buy one book, do I get another one free?

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  3. There should be a free copy in every hotel room.

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