Super Power: Did You Feel That?

“This Super Power testimonial is in no way Cultic,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “People speak and act like this all the time after doing Super Power.”

11 responses to “Super Power: Did You Feel That?

  1. The emperor has nice clothes!

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  2. Jimbo Threeman

    Haha! Hahahah!! AHAHHAAHAHA!!!
    I’ve just had a cognition: there are crazy people crazier than the craziest voice in my crazy head. HAhahahaHAHAHAHAhahaha!!!!

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  3. If she had super power she could have turned the video off with her mind. He frowned and looked at the controls but he was unable to turn it off with his mind. This is fraud!
    True story: I went to the store. I walked to the door of the store, with only my mind I said “door open”, and it did. True, Super Power. Know what? I have done this for years. Want to hear about the light in my hallway? Another time. Please send me money!!!

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    • That’s nothing. I was inside this building on the first floor. I walked inside this metal box with a couple of other people. I used my super powers to close the doors and then teleported the box and the passengers to the third floor!!!!!! One of the other passengers pressed this button labeled “3”, but I don’t think that had anything to do with the teleportation.

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  4. They start filming without knowing what they were going to do? That’s not very super or powerful. Body language, arms folded. People with crossed arms are closing themselves to social influence. Though some people just cross their arms as a habit, it may indicate that the person is (slightly) reserved, uncomfortable with their appearance (self-conscious and trying to cover it), or just trying to hide something on their shirt. Poor bastard.

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  5. I want to do SUPER POWER NOW!!! Where can I sign up?

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  6. Very theta! Let’s all friend this guy!

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  7. I’d like to hear more about this 10th dynamic (unless I’m not allowed to)

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  8. OTs are “at cause over matter, energy, space, time, life, form and thought, subjective and objective.” They have the power and the ability to use it. So why not show off your true OT powers! Levitate your car, or make it disappear. Solve world hunger. Create objects out of thin air! Read people’s minds. Win the lottery over and over again. Disarm all the criminals in your city without blinking an eye! Show those stupid wogs the true power of Scientology.

    The minute you show wogs what Scientology really can do all opposition will cease and everybody would flock to Ideal Orgs clamoring for services. It’s time to stop the pretence that Scientologists are normal people with no more powers or any better solutions than wogs. So take off the gloves! Show your true powers! It’s Scientology’s last hope! Seriously!

    If all Scientology OTs demonstrated their true OT powers, Hubbard would be vindicated and Scientology would be saved–not just saved, but Scientology would become the most popular religion in the world–overnight. Without some demonstration of Scientology’s miraculous results, it doesn’t have much hope. So yes, I am waiting for a massive demonstration of truly amazing OT powers.

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  9. This man has no super power unless you call his ability to blather on endlessly about delusional fantasies such as his “10th dynamic” a super power.

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