A Man Once Arrested for Rape…

“Please to allow me to get this straight,” said Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman.

Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, CO Ethics and Image

Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, CO Ethics and Image

“You mean to tell me that Linda Hamel and OSA are using a drug addict who was once arrested for rape to do their bidding?”

“How much tax exempt money is CO OSA INT Linda Hamel paying the drug addict? More importantly, how easy is he for the other side to flip for some money?”

“And how does this carnival amusement of OSA idiocy help we in the Department of Ethics and Image?”

“The Church of Scientology is, to its shame, perceived to be a rancid and criminal Cult due to the felonious ineptitude and glib imbecility taking place in Department 21!”

“As CO Ethics and Image, I have only two words for OSA: Squirrel Busters. These same fools in OSA who have brought the Church and COB to the brink of ruin with the Squirrel Buster misadventure are now doing what? More of the same? Yes, it is more of the same dangerous lunacy!”

“COB needs to take a giant push-broom and sweep the Church clean of these old Guardians Offices wretches!”

“What the fools in OSA should be worried about is the media getting its hands on the story of our precious Patron’s adopted children being warehoused in South Africa for a cozy arrangement of large payments for Ideal Orgs.”

“If the dirt is found on this arrangement there could be serious international problems, perhaps a flap of unprecedented magnitude.”

8 replies »

  1. Please forgive me comrade! I am hiding from wog cops in dumpster and its very dark and hard to see I msiclicked wrong star and voted 4 star for Dr WondermN’s post. Please understand this accident! Please! I can not do rpf gulag! I stand in applause of it but I can not lift the lid I know they are out watching for me. You must please understand.


  2. Aha! I didn’t understand at first, but I looked into it further after making my escape. That is pure Brilliance! I don’t speak a word of Italian, but I will not fail you and the Sardinian people in this mission! Thank you, sir!


  3. Remembering the last time that confidential information changed hands at the ‘Tritium Kitty Kat Club for Discrete Gentlemen’ one can easily imagine the dehirsutingness effect this new revelation will have on COB RTC’s elegant bouffant. As if he didn’t already have enough to contend with at present!

    In my opinion the Department of Ethics and Image should change its name to the Department for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice to ensure that those GO criminal who slithered into OSA will tremble in their ill-fitting Walmart shoes when their hidden crimes against COB are discovered.



    • Comrade Andrew Robertson speaks the truth and for this he is to be awarded five pumpkin cakes, five liters of vodka, and an extra ration of goat meat.


  4. I don´t understand a word of what you´re saying, Andrew Robertson, but I´m going to give you 1 point for eloquence!


  5. The clampire has outsourced most of its dirty tricks these days. Seems the loyal minions can strap cameras to their heads.and ‘squirrel bust’ fine, but they can’t muster the chutzpah of a 12 year old Dollar Store shoplifter.

    Ken Delusion should head up the new OSA, only he has the confidence of the Dear Leader and the acumen to lead the Brigade of Light into the Valley of the WOGs.


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