Acting in his official capacity as the ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige today declared the Scientology hater Facebook group SPs ‘r’ US an Illegal Criminal Assembly.
This declaration is not limited to Earth.
SPs ‘r’ US is declared an Illegal Criminal Assembly on all stars, planets, and galaxies in this sector of the universe.
As a formally declared Illegal Criminal Assembly, SPs ‘r’ US is subject to the harshest possible penalties called for under the COB’s new top secret policy called Deadly Internet Entheta — War Operations Guideline Series.
Under COB’s new DIE WOGS policy, SPs ‘r’ US cult leader Pete Griffiths will be arrested by OSA and imprisoned for life in the Church’s brutal religious prison located within the fortress walls of our beautiful new Ideal Org in Pyongyang, North Korea.
Mr. Griffiths is advised to turn himself in at his nearest Ideal Org. Should he come to his senses, confess his crimes, admit that he is being funded by Big Pharma, and delete SPs ‘r’ US from Facebok, Mr. Griffiths will be shown mercy and his prison sentenced reduced from life to 20 years.
If he does not confess his crimes, Mr. Griffiths will be interrogated daily forever by an angry and shrill Tommy Davis until he does confess. Moreover, Mr. Griffiths will be forced to listen to COB’s speeches for at least six hours each day in order to reeducate him on who the REAL ENEMIES are on this planet.
As an additional penalty, all members of SPs ‘r’ US are banned from using all Ideal Org Gas Stations.
On a final and cautionary note, COB RTC David Miscavige has warned all Church members in good standing to beware of Facebook groups as they all have been found to contain unacceptable and dangerous levels of Entheta.