Captain Whostolemycog first brought this very serious matter to we in RTC’s attention in a KR he sent us: There is an international shortage of goldenrod colored paper!
Due to this shortage, the IJC (International Justice Chief) cannot issue goldenrod to the record number of people being declared SP’s these days!
The “Tsunami of SP’s Declares” reflects the fact that the Church of Scientology has billions of members, 2.5% of whom are Suppressive Persons.
Therefore, one million people are being declared SP’s each day.
The fact is that the Church of Scientology effectively exhausted the world’s supply of goldenrod paper last month — and this fact alone shows just how active Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has been in ridding the Church of SP’s prior to the historic, epic, and monumental launch of GAT II and Super Power.
The last person to be handed goldenrod was OT III Juan Escobar, an SP who was found to secretly belong to a Suppressive Facebook group called Spies ‘r’ Us. Escobar, seen below, was handed his SP Declare and unceremoniously given the boot by FSO Captain Davis Jackinov:
Sans goldenrod, however, the Church of Scientology cannot declare SP’s. Shockingly, these wholetrack criminals are free to continue on with their unrestrained evil purposes to destroy both the Church of Scientology.
Senior political officials in Washington D.C. reacted with alarm at the Goldenrod Shortage:
As Captain Whostolemycog noted in his KR, the goldenrod shortage is no accident. Indeed, the Psych controlled paper industry deliberately engineered a phony shortage of goldenrod paper in an attempt to subvert the sane and effective Scientology Justice System.
We in RTC consulted John P. Capitalist for a solution. He recommended we raise $25,000,000 for an Ideal Paper Mill so we can make all of the goldenrod we want — as well as papers in other colors. Other colors are vital as the Founder’s Admin system is based upon, among other things, different colors of papers and inks.
COB RTC David Miscavige approved this recommendation and enhanced it by ordering ten Ideal Paper Mills built, this in order to keep up with our straight up and vertical highest ever expansion.
Please donate today to make our Ideal Paper Mills a reality!