Post debate surveys indicate that presidential candidate David Miscavige won the CNN debate by historic orders of magnitude,” said Scientology Director of Polling Dr. Eldon Weiner. “Our initial poll reached 12,000,000 Clearwater […]
Commanding Officer, Social Media Unit OSA Int Captain Josef Gorman today denied that the Church of Scientology was contacting members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS). “These Academy […]
Private citizen and global ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige today announced that he is running for President of the United States. “America needs aggressive new leadership. I’m the only one who can go […]
We in RTC are pleased to announce the first four OT X’s in the world have been made aboard the Freewinds. “These OT X’s are no longer homo saps; they have transcended […]
“The evidence is conclusive,” said Dr. Dirk Duchebaag, the Director of the Church of Scientology’s Center for Science in the Public Interest. “Global warming is linked to increased attacks upon the Church […]
The Church of Scientology School of Documentary Filmmaking in now accepting applications for its campus located in Hollywood, California. Core curriculum focuses on field work using hand held cameras to attack, accost, […]
September 2015: Pope Francis visited America, met with President Obama, spoke to a joint session of the US Congress, met with school children, visited prisoners, and held an outdoor Mass in Philadelphia […]
“Continuing on his historic Man of the People Tour, Scientology Pope David Miscavige today addressed a packed house of twenty-three people at the Odd Fellows Temple in Truckee, California. “Pope Miscavige chose […]
Flush from his historic and triumphal Papal visit to Oildale, Scientology Pontiff David Miscavige today ate breakfast with the common people at an IHOP in Fresno, California. “Pope Miscavige is working hard […]
Speaking from Narconon Ojai where Scientology leader David Miscavige is enjoying an extended holiday, Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced that the Church had offered Time Warner one billion dollars for […]
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