“Flag is offering a 15% IAS discount on the new GAT II Cause Resurgence Ideal Running Shoe,” enthused Church spokesman Ken Delusion, “This new shoe fully embodies the Founder’s design for the […]
The New GAT II Cause Resurgence Ideal Running Shoe
Ethics Interrogatory on David Miscavige
CONFIDENTIAL OSA INT EMERGENCY COMM Summary: J&D’ers on the interwebs are making fun of the recent OSA Ethics Interrogatory. This J&D activity must be stopped. COB has called a Code Red. All […]
Church of Scientology Needs Heart Transplant
Aged sixty-six and suffering from heart disease, shortness of breath, a bad back, and memory loss, the Church of Scientology was rushed to the emergency room after suddenly passing out during its […]
Sean Penn Meets El Whacko
The US Department of Homeland Security today announced that actor Sean Penn flew to Curacao for a secret meeting with El Whacko the world’s most notorious ecclesiastical leader. “El Whacko wants me […]
Scientology’s Front Porch to Infinity Flooded by El Nino Storms
The Church of Scientology’s brand new front porch to infinity, the same porch just celebrated by COB RTC David Miscavige at the New Year’s Eve event, was flooded today by severe El […]
Church of Scientology to Purchase ISIS Oil
In order to ensure a supply of cheap gasoline to Scientology’s Ideal Org gas stations and mini-marts, Imam David Miscavige recently traveled to Syria and negotiated an oil deal with ISIS for […]
Chief Ferocious Jew & Squaw Hot Momma
File under: You can’t make this stuff up! The Church of Scientology and its members frequently deliver bigotry, racism, vulgarity, profanity, footbullets, and stupidity on a silver platter. No one needs to […]
Scientology New Year
The whys and wherefores of 2015 being the biggest year ever in the Church of Scientology are multitudinous and many, which is to say they are virtually incomprehensible while yet being the […]
Scientology Actor Juliette Lewis Named 2016 OT Goodwill Ambassador
Scientology Actor Juliette Lewis Named 2016 OT Goodwill Ambassaor! In addition to being a famous actor, Juliette Lewis is also is a famous OT singing sensation:
Conditional Holiday Greetings from the Church of Scientology
Church of Scientology Conditional Holiday Greetings (Please read, fill in your name, date, and then sign and return to your nearest Church of Scientology in the postage-paid return envelope) We in the […]
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