Speaking from Narconon Ojai where Scientology leader David Miscavige is enjoying an extended holiday, Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced that the Church had offered Time Warner one billion dollars for […]
Scientology Pope David Miscavige Makes Historic Trip to Oildale
Scientology Pope David Miscavige today made a historic visit to Oildale, California where he was thronged by a crowd estimated in the dozens. “The wogs in this humble hamlet of Oildale have […]
Church of Scientology Sues Alex Gibney and HBO; Demands Return of Going Clear Emmy’s to Rightful Winner David Miscavige
Speaking at a packed press conference at Scientology Media Productions in Hollywood, CO OSA Int Statistics Captain Holotta Delusion declared, “Following a thorough investigation, we in OSA have determined the correct WHY […]
Church of Scientology Wishes Jewish People a Happy Rush Havana
We in the Church of Scientology wish Jewish people a happy Rush Havana. Although we know virtually nothing about Judaism, we in Scientology have been told that Rush Havana is some sort […]
Church of Scientology Rushed to Hospital after Going Clear wins Three Emmy’s!
Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a violent public outburst followed by a massive panic attack brought on by HBO’s Going Clear winning three Emmy’s. “The rageaholic 65-year-old […]
Going Clear Wins Three Emmy’s; We in the Church of Scientology Are Very Bitter
“The Alex Gibney HBO documentary Going Clear has just won three Emmy’s,” announced Church spokesman Karin Pouw. “We in the Church of Scientology are very bitter at this gross injustice. This proves […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Nominated for a Whacky Award!
Finally! COB RTC David Miscavige is receiving the recognition he so richly deserves as a global ecclesiastical religious leader!
Scientology Issues Warning: Don’t Solo Audit While Driving!
“The gruesome photo says it all: New OT VII Rod Black of Los Angeles Model Ideal Org #129 was driving while solo auditing.” “He pulled it in, I mean, his being decapitated,” […]
Big Beings Being Big Magazine
We at Scientology Media Productions, on behalf of COB RTC David Miscavige, are pleased to launch our inaugural edition of Big Beings Being Big magazine, the new monthly journal for OT’s. Get […]
Labor Day Religious Insanity Extravaganza!
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