Artist: Daniel Edwards Cory Allen Contemporary Art “”There has never been a better time […]
The Shroud of Tom Cruise: The Proof of OTIX and OTX is Here!
Top Gun II — Maverick Has a Secret!
In Top Gun II, Maverick has a secret: How does the aging OT jet jockey keep the flight surgeon from finding out he has a very bad case of hemorrhoids? And how […]
Ethics Issue: Jenna and Bodhi Elfman
We in RTC are incensed by the profane and sexually explicit YouTube videos made by Bodhi and Jenna Elfman. Sexually explicit and vulgar talk in public is conduct unbecoming a Clear. Therefore, […]
Captain Flag Land Base: Come and Work for Sea Organization!
Professor David Miscavige’s Miracle Cure!
Introduction to the Scientology Knowledge Report
Introduction to the Scientology Knowledge Report Issued by Captain Holotta Delusion, Inspector General Ethics, Religious Technology Center The Knowledge Report (KR) is designed to protect you and other Scientologists from receiving any […]
The Church of Scientology and Computer Hacking: The Facts
“What are the real facts about the Church of Scientology and computer hacking?” asked Dr. Frank Wonderman today during a special meeting to address recent scandalous allegations. “The facts are these: When […]
The Church of Scientology and Provable Bullshit
We in RTC wish to comment upon Church spokesman Karin Pouw’s reply to scurrilous allegations that Captain David Miscavige told two private investigators to not intervene and allow his father to die […]
When Thetans Drove Chrysler’s
“1962. Except for a few Commies who had been sent in to cause trouble, everything was A-OK with Scientology. “Back then we all smoked Kools and drove great big ol’ Chrysler’s just […]
We in Scientology Don’t Know Nuthin’
“We in the Choich ah Scientology don’t know nuthin’ bout no computer hacking.” “We are upstandin’ citizens Senator.” “It’s just by some weird coincidence that this gumshoe — and we never herda this […]
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