“The evidence is conclusive,” said Dr. Dirk Duchebaag, the Director of the Church of Scientology’s Center for Science in the Public Interest. “Global warming is linked to increased attacks upon the Church […]
The Church of Scientology School of Documentary Filmmaking in now accepting applications for its campus located in Hollywood, California. Core curriculum focuses on field work using hand held cameras to attack, accost, […]
September 2015: Pope Francis visited America, met with President Obama, spoke to a joint session of the US Congress, met with school children, visited prisoners, and held an outdoor Mass in Philadelphia […]
“Continuing on his historic Man of the People Tour, Scientology Pope David Miscavige today addressed a packed house of twenty-three people at the Odd Fellows Temple in Truckee, California. “Pope Miscavige chose […]
Flush from his historic and triumphal Papal visit to Oildale, Scientology Pontiff David Miscavige today ate breakfast with the common people at an IHOP in Fresno, California. “Pope Miscavige is working hard […]
Speaking from Narconon Ojai where Scientology leader David Miscavige is enjoying an extended holiday, Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced that the Church had offered Time Warner one billion dollars for […]
Scientology Pope David Miscavige today made a historic visit to Oildale, California where he was thronged by a crowd estimated in the dozens. “The wogs in this humble hamlet of Oildale have […]
Speaking at a packed press conference at Scientology Media Productions in Hollywood, CO OSA Int Statistics Captain Holotta Delusion declared, “Following a thorough investigation, we in OSA have determined the correct WHY […]
We in the Church of Scientology wish Jewish people a happy Rush Havana. Although we know virtually nothing about Judaism, we in Scientology have been told that Rush Havana is some sort […]
Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a violent public outburst followed by a massive panic attack brought on by HBO’s Going Clear winning three Emmy’s. “The rageaholic 65-year-old […]
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