Flush from his historic and triumphal Papal visit to Oildale, Scientology Pontiff David Miscavige today ate breakfast with the common people at an IHOP in Fresno, California.
“Pope Miscavige is working hard to show that he is a man of the people,” said Church of Scientology spokesman Monsignor Ken Delusion. “Pope Francis riding around in his little Fiat isn’t the only ‘ordinary guy’ out there among the global religious leaders of the world.”
“Frankly,” declared Monsignor Delusion, “we in the Church of Scientology are darned sick and tired of the wog media gushing all over Pope Francis while they ignore Pope Miscavige — a man whose monumental OT accomplishments put Pope Francis to shame.”
“Pope Francis has yet to launch the Golden Age of Catholicism II or announce the world’s largest all-digital on-demand publishing house — let alone open 22,357 Ideal Orgs or create the world’s largest religious film studio!”
Pope Miscavige’s “Man of the People Tour” continues with its next stop in Redding, California where the Pontiff will speak on “The Ten Most Deadly Engrams and Implants” at the Unitarian Church.