Speaking from Narconon Ojai where Scientology leader David Miscavige is enjoying an extended holiday, Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced that the Church had offered Time Warner one billion dollars for all rights to Going Clear.
“The Time Warner Board of Directors has a duty to shareholders to accept this all-cash offer and hand Going Clear over to Scientology.”
“As part of Scientology’s all-cash offer, Time Warner must deliver up Alex Gibney and Lawrence Wright for lifetime imprisonment in our Ideal Org RPF Reeducation Camp in Pyongyang, North Korea.”
“Moreover, and by way of achieving the aims and goals of COB’s all-embracive planetary clearing strategy, we in the Church of Scientology just can’t have films such as Going Clear spreading unsupported allegations that COB RTC David Miscavige beats people or that Scientologists ‘take on a matrix of thought’ that is not their own.”
“It’s not that anyone takes on a ‘matrix of thought’ that is not their own. Rather, it’s that the Scientologist cognites that KSW is the shit, that it’s the real policy and he or she goes pffffft! And the Scientologist don’t mess around with that. For this reason, the Scientologist cancels reasonableness in his or her area.”
“To the non-Scientologist this ‘cancellation of reasonableness’ can, in fact, look like brainwashing and blind obedience to a cult when it is actually a very high spiritual state. Going Clear thus fails to understand what true spiritual enlightenment looks like and instead makes a big deal out of Constitutionally-protected and utterly necessary ecclesiastical brutality: We in Scientology simply can’t turn Miss Pattycake into a tiger without first violently slapping the trillions of years of accumulated wog nonsense and implants out of her skull.”