We in the Church of Scientology wish Jewish people a happy Rush Havana.
Although we know virtually nothing about Judaism, we in Scientology have been told that Rush Havana is some sort of important Jewish holiday where people sit around and eat and kvetch.
As our free gift to the Jewish people, we invite you to drop by your nearest Scientology Ideal Org to receive a free personality test. This test will tell you why Jews — and all other wogs — are neurotic and have deep-seated personal problems.
The answer is the reactive mind. The good news is that Scientology can erase the reactive mind for as little as $1,250,000 + IAS Status fees.