“Captain Mike Napier was at Flag for a heavy Ethics cycle. This left Ensign Nandor Vörös in charge of the vessel. In what has to be the worst telex error in the […]
MV Freewinds Accidentally Scrapped
Princess Joy Villa Files Emergency Supreme Court Action to Be Declared a Native American Resident of Minnesota
“With the resignation of Senator Al Franken of Minnesota, Scientologist staunch lifelong MAGA Republican Joy Villa filed an emergency petition with the US Supreme Court to be declared a resident of Minnesota,” […]
Danny Masterson Appearance at Scientology’s Christmas Party Cancelled
“Danny Masterson’s traditional appearance as Santa Claus at the Scientology Celebrity Centre’s Christmas gala has been cancelled,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. When asked to comment on the allegations that Scientologist Danny […]
In the Harvey Weinstein Era, Tom Cruise Apologizes for Magnolia
“I should never have taken this role or starred in Magnolia,” said Tom Cruise. “I sincerely regret making millions of dollars on this horribly sexist film. But just to be clear, I […]
David Miscavige: Scientology is in a SERIOUS CRISIS and Needs More Money Now!
“Scientology is in a SERIOUS CRISIS and needs more money now!” brayed COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige at the Maiden Beating Event. “Never in the entire agonized history of this planet has […]
Did someone mention Scientology media whores?
Finally! Wog Television Gets It Right!
The Hollywood Reporter today announced that Scientology OT8 Jenna Elfman has been recruited as a regular on season 4 of “Fear the Walking Dead.” Finally! Wog television gets it right! Jenna’s career […]
Welcome to Scientology
Welcome to Scientology. We’ll begin by having you get rid of your suppressive family. BTW, you can’t watch ScientologyTheAftermath or we’ll declare you an SP!
Applications now being accepted for the Sea Org One Billion Year Smoking Club!
* Do you like smoking cigarettes and lots of them? We do too! So does COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige! So did L. Ron Hubbard! * Do you like the idea of […]
The Aftermath of the Aftermath
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige never recovered from Scientology and the Aftermath. He quickly began to pack on weight during the second season. For dinner, COB would often eat 2-3 hams, an […]
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