TOP SECRET
TO: COB
FROM: FSSO
RE: FREEWINDS END CYCLE PROGRAM
Dear Sir,
We have mocked up a train tunnel. We then laid train tracks down and routed them onto the main line train tracks in the Aruba shipyard. We have postulated that a freight train will slam into the Freewinds in the dead of night as happened to the Apollo. We will then collect the insurance money and end cycle on the Freewinds.
Once we collect the money, the rusty old bucket of old bolts will be turned over to the insurance company and become their problem. Captain Mike and Sharron Webber will be transferred to PAC Base and assigned to the galley for having been chronic downstats on the ship.
Categories: OTVIIIisGrrr8!
Ah; the dreams of the innocents
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