Tom Cruise Stars in a New Episode of Scientology TV

Tom Cruise with Holly Hardwood

With production shut down in London on Mission Impossible 52: The Same Old Plot, Tom Cruise flew to Hollywood to star in an episode of Scientology TV.

In this episode Tom Cruise plays Ken Delusion, the Scientology spokesman who is frequently quoted but has never actually been seen. Entitled A Day in the Life of Delusion, Cruise captures the essence of what it really means to be a Scientology OT.

His co-star is his fellow Scientologist and actor Alicia Selverson. Her recent Scientology TV PSA for hand-washing garnered critical acclaim from the Hubbard Film Academy of East Hollywood.

Directed by David Miscavige, the episode is being meticulously crafted. Thus far, Cruise and Selverson have done 212 takes on the opening scenes wherein Delusion awakens from a strange dream in which his body has been taken over by the souls of invisible space aliens.

Delusion knows he must rush off to Flag Land Base for help — but all of the airports have been shut down due to a Zombie Apocalypse! How will Delusion make it go right? This is where he turns to his 2D Holly Hardwood for help. Played by Alicia Selverson, Holly Hardwood hits upon a plan that is crazy enough to work!

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  1. It’s about time that Tom showed up on Scientology TV after all the money that people contributed to it.
    And we’re still waiting for that Kirstie Alley talk show.

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  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ “Holly Hardwood”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ “Coming” soon: The ARC TRIANGLE, starring Bomb Snoooze, Craven Missmanage, and Holly HARDwood! Pulsing with Theta! Totally in the Ass-thetic wavelength!πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ž Guarenteed to “blow you”(out)!

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