“Without admitting to any crimes whatsoever, Mr. David Miscavige is nevertheless asking President Trump to issue him a full pardon him for any and all crimes he may have accidentally or unknowingly committed since June 1, 1972.”
“It is vital that Scientology go forward,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “And 2021 is shaping up to be a horrible year for Scientology. This is why our grand leader David Miscavige needs full immunity from being deposed in criminal cases or being charged with any and all serious felonies he may have accidentally or unknowingly committed at any time since June 1, 1972.”
“Unrelated to his request for a full pardon, Mr. Miscavige and the Church of Scientology are prepared to fully fund the planning and construction of the Ideal Donald J. Trump Presidential Library in Clearwater, Florida.”
“Like the President, Mr. Miscavige is also an expert in the planning and construction of magnificent buildings. There is no quid pro quo or bribe going on whereby Mr. Miscavige will fund and build the Ideal Donald J. Trump Presidential Library in exchange for a full pardon,” Delusion insisted.
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That’s frickin’ hilarious!!!!😂😂😂
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Why not? Drumpf doesn’t care
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I want to be first in line to donate a full collection of LRH materials to the Ideal Donald J. Trump Presidential Library to help fill empty shelf space. It can be thought of like oil reserves on the North Slope of Alaska; something that will always be there in times of shortage. Donations like this have been found to be invaluable to public libraries worldwide when there is no more money in the budget for toilet paper.
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Such foresight and generosity of Scientology believers to have already bought the land in Clearwater for the building, and to donate it to construction project.
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Miscavige is a “big being”. He doesn’t need trump’s pardon. He can pardon himself.
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“You are hereby pardoned the death penalty but must serve a billion years sentence in a mountain trap. Your only terminal is Xenu.” POTUS
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