Startling New Scientology Evidence Sheds Light on the Disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa

Shortly before his sudden disappearance in 1975, Teamsters boss Jimmy Hoffa told a US Congressional Committee that he was ordering America’s one million Teamsters to do Dianetics and Scientology courses.

Hoffa proclaimed that only Dianetics and Scientology would make the Teamsters more ethical, productive, and honest.

Jimmy Hoffa wanted all this and more because, like Charles Manson before him, he had practiced jailhouse Scientology when he was in prison from 1964-1968. When Hoffa was released from prison, he joined Scientology’s Detroit Org where he went Clear at 11:51 AM on December 5, 1971.

But the SP’s who run the Mafia and the Teamsters are antisocial personalities who oppose social betterment and anyone getting better with Scientology. Likewise, Teamster boss Frank Fitzsimmons was an SP.

Jimmy Hoffa disappeared on July 30, 1975 after he went to meet some SP’s for lunch. The moral of the story is clear: Scientologists need to disconnect from goombahs, Mafioso types, and SP’s.

The refusal to disconnect from SP’s always results in great peril to the Scientologist.

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  1. Well, I have to say that this is the first time I have heard of jailhouse auditing, but if it works for Charlie and Jimmy, it will work for the rest of us.

    I think the closest I have ever come to jailhouse auditing was a bunch of good ol’ coffee shop auditing. That’s some good shit for sure. I remember once sipping lousy coffee and running some Scientology Processes in a corner booth of a Denny’s at about 2:30am and I had the most amazing cog!!! I was blown three feet in back of my head and was VVVVVGIs!!!!! If there was a handy dandy Hubbard Mark V Electropsychometer anywhere near that I could have hooked up to I’m sure I would have fried the Wheatstone Bridge in that baby. I was so UpTone that I just couldn’t help sharing my wins very loudly with all the other patrons that had just stumbled in for a bite after closing time at the dive bar next door. I was screaming hip-hip-horray for LRH at the top of my lungs. It must have been just a bit too much for those drunken DBs and their low havingness cases cuz I was given the bums rush and told to get my lame culty ass outta there. I should have had some Way To Happiness pamphlets with me to pass out and bring the unwashed meat body masses up to PT so they could see that I was a stellar example of a real KSW Scientologist and they would then be trying to break down the doors demanding services at the local (pre-Ideal) Org. Just think of the FSM commissions I could have raked in!!!!! That kind of cash would have made a goombah blush.

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