The Reason Why Scientology Is Not Closing Its Ideal Orgs

                     The Scientology Ideal Org in Crack Flat, Kansas

“Scientology has no plans to close its Orgs,” said spokesman Ken Delusion. “There is no need to close them because the Orgs have already been empty for almost twenty years now.”

“Now we see COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s OT genius and supernatural prescience: COB knew this day was coming and so he deliberately built Ideal Orgs that were capable of remaining empty for years, decades, and millennia.”

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