“New OT research has proven Nostradamus’ prediction that Scientology will take over the world in 2019 after it established Scientology TV and destroyed all the forces of suppression. As we read in the Codex Nostradamus parchments:
When the short pompo-dored man who
standeth on an apple box
Can speak to the billions
through the air
The knowing of how to knoweth
Will take over the entire World.
And so it is has to come to pass: With 47 billion new viewers Scientology TV has paved the way whereby Scientology will take over the world in 2019. All citizens of Earth are ordered to send Scientology $2,000 for their IAS membership dues.