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David Miscavige Wardrobe Malfunction Leads to a Morals Charge; Big Pharma Behind the Plot!

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“It’s not what it looks like,” said Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “The Brigadier General was merely helping COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige with a wardrobe malfunction.”

“That this was escalated into a morals charge of public lewdness and the arrest of both men by the authorities in Barbados is a disgrace!” roared Delusion.

“Big Pharma was clearly behind this attempt to embarrass the world’s greatest ecclesiastical leader as he was being awarded the Velveeta Cheese Company’s Medal for Ease of Spreadability in the religious products sold by we in Scientology.”

 

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  1. Arrested, this is an outrage!!!!! From what I can see in this photo there are just two consenting adults lovingly touching each other in a special way that shows mutual respect and dignity. It is obvious from the smiling faces of the Sea Organization members in their formal dress whites that they fully approve of COBs happiness and joy even though the PDA seems to be a bit over the top. So why the arrest? Everyone seems happy here and not butthurt in the least.

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