Have you ever wanted to be wealthy, violent, and insane cult leader? Well now the Pompadoured Pontiff David Miscavige teaches you all of his secrets in a new Master Class series. Here’s just a few of the secrets in David Miscavige’s Master Class:
* How easy it is to control Tom Cruise and other deluded celebrities
* How to purge everyone who threatens you
* The Whys and Wherefores of taking all the money for yourself
* Beating your subordinates for face crimes
* How to hide behind wog lawyers
* Locking up your wife made easy
Categories: OTVIIIisGrrr8!
In this master class, COB will also teach you how to:
Force people into slavery, and get away with it
Destroy families for fun and profit
Pretend to promote human rights while you practice slavery
Bankrupt your followers
Use private investigators and lawyers to attack anyone who is a threat
and finally:
how to be the most EVIL person in the guh-lax-ee !!
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Is this course open to anyone over 5’1″ or are there height restrictions?
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i think there is a tie with miscavige as the “most” evil person & Drumpf
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