Is Your Baby Secretly Plotting to Strangle You While You Sleep? Scientology Can Help You Find Out!

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“Don’t be taken in by their being cute or cooing. Babies are actually trillion year old thetans in new bodies,” said Senior C/S Int Ken Delusion. “And some babies come here from other planets with evil purposes.”

“Your baby might have been sent here by the Psychs to secretly destroy you,” Delusion warned. “Don’t take chances! Get your baby arrived at Flag immediately for an Infant Sec Check. Priced at only $50,000, this sec check may save your life by helping you to discover if your baby is actually a Marcab out to strangle you when you sleep!”

“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige won’t go anywhere near these little BT-infested ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ type of evil thetans,” Delusion noted.

2 responses to “Is Your Baby Secretly Plotting to Strangle You While You Sleep? Scientology Can Help You Find Out!

  1. “COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige won’t go anywhere near these little BT-infested ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ type of evil thetans,” Delusion noted.

    This is true. BUT, once the little shits get through their Infant Sec Check and a short stint on the Infant RPF (only 3-4 years) they are safe to be around. At this point, Mr. COB RTC Cap’n David ‘Blackheart’ Miscavige is more than happy to make public appearances with these potential Sea Org members. For an appropriate donation to the IAS these little thetans can even get pony rides and be led around by COB hisself (once they sign their very own billion year contract they’ll get their very own halter). https://otviiiisgrrr8.com/2017/10/16/scientology-leader-offers-pony-rides-to-children/
    Every Scientology parent should take advantage of this fantastic opportunity to save themselves from potential harm and snag that rare photo op of Junior with COB!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. The body thetans on children might be Marcab spies!! That’s why Scientology fears children!

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