Church of Scientology Urges US Electors to Elect David Miscavige for President

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2 responses to “Church of Scientology Urges US Electors to Elect David Miscavige for President

  1. Don’t forget they have to vote for VP also. How about Jenny Linson, famous for her performance at LAX!!

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  2. There is little doubt, even amongst the most degraded of wogs, that COB RTC Cap’n David Miscavige would make a fine president of the United States. It’s a tall order to ask someone to lead the greatest nation on earth AND lead the fastest slowing religion on earth at the same time. But, I’m sure it would be no problem for a HUGE Being like Mr. Miscavige.

    That said, this is where the problems begin. For starters, what about the role of First Lady? I mean, WHERE THE FUCK IS SHELLY??? Don’t even get me started on the rest of the Org Board…

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