From: COB RTC David Miscavige
To: OSA Legal
Re: The Way to Happiness Release Form
To keep our legal ruds in on the fact that Scientology and L. Ron Hubbard have never promised anyone anything, all VM’s are to have all wogs sign and date the new The Way to Happiness release form before they are given a copy of The Way to Happiness:
This is truly a common sense approach to happiness. Of course we are responsible for our own happiness, not our Founder and Source. The list of people who have achieved stellar levels of happiness because they followed the observations and researches of Ron are much too long to list but we didn’t get to be the coolest religion on this planet by actually promising results. Why just look at the Founder hisself, and his family. They are/were surely the happiest bunch of folks you could imagine. Polly, Sara, Mary Sue, Nibs, Alexa, Diana, Suzette, Quentin, Arthur, etc. just for starters. And our current ecclesiastical leader, COB RTC, Mr. Cap’n David ‘Blackheart’ Miscavige continues the staid example Ron set by having a very happy family himself and by all accounts he is a very cheery fellow.
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We’re all friends here, so can we skip the legalese?
We’ll let you in on a little secret…
The ONLY way to happiness is YOU making a big fat donation to the IAS.
That’s simple. Am I right?
So, will that be Cash, credit, or personal check?
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