The classic February 2008 YT handling of Anonymous by Ruthie “I’m not a Scientologist but I would never attack anyone’s religion” Heyerdahl. We in OSA still show this video in our top secret Handling Entheta Online training courses:
After this video aired, thousands of members of Anonymous came to their senses, resigned from Big Pharma, and turned themselves in to the authorities. Subsequent investigation revealed these members of Anonymous to be criminals, terrorists, carnival workers, sex perverts, lawyers, and Agents of SMERSH. Virtually all of them confessed under OSA interrogation to having destroyed planets on the wholetrack:
Ruthie Heyerdahl went on to become a very successful Sea Org member and is now the Ideal Org Dictator of Los Angeles:
Thanks for posting this important video. It’s our first time seeing it. We thought her impertinent question at the very end, “Since when did Tom Cruise become the Jesus of Scientology?” deserved an answer.
So when did Tom Cruise become the Jesus of Scientology? It’s a tough question.
So we appeal to thee in RTC…was it…
A) when he received his diamond encrusted platinum Medal of Freedom when he and COB saluted one another?
B) or maybe when he went on his own youtube rant in the well known KSW rant?
C) or when he became a couch jumper?
D) or possibly when he ripped off Matt Lauer’s face over SP Brooke Shields being an agent for the psychs?
As it is written in The Book of Dave:
“Not until halfway to Thursday at 2:00 PM did Tom Cruise go up to Matt Lauer’s studio to attack psychiatry. The Psychs were amazed and asked, “How did this man get such learning without having studied?”
Tom Cruise answered them saying, “My teaching is not my own. It comes from COB who sent me. If anyone chooses to do COB’s will, he will find out whether my teaching comes from COB or whether it is squirrel. Has not COB given you KSW? Yet not one of you keeps KSW. Why are you trying to think less of me?”
“You are medicated on Vistaril,” the crowd answered. “We think less of you for your antics!”
Tom Cruise said to them, “I made many miraculous movies and you were all amazed. Yet, because COB gave you ethics, you say that I am out gradient for being amazing. Stop making me wrong and make it go right on post.”
At that point some of the people of Hollywood began to ask, “Isn’t this the man Scientology is making its Christ? And yet here he is, speaking publicly, and yet he is saying all manner of crazy things. Hath not David Miscavige factually concluded that Tom Cruise is Scientology’s Jesus Christ? But we say that Tom Cruise is glib.”
Then Tom Cruise, still jumping on Oprah’s couch, cried out, “Yes, you know me, and you know where I am from. I am not here on my own, but COB who sent me is Source. You don’t know the history of psychiatry, but I do.”
At this, the courts tried to have Tom Cruise committed, but no one laid a hand on him, because his time of full insanity had not yet come. Still, many in the crowd put their faith in Tom Cruise. They said, “Will you destroy Psychiatry?”
The media heard the crowd whispering such things about Tom Cruise. Then OSA and DM sent PI’s to Fair Game the reporters. Tom Cruise said, “I am with you for only a short time, and then I go to the airport and head to a secret place to be audited. You will look for my needle read, but you will not find it; and where I am audited, you cannot come unless you are an OT like me.”
The media said to one another, “Where does Tom Cruise intend to get auditing that we cannot find him? What did he mean when he said, ‘You will look for the cans, but you will not find them,’ and ‘Where I am audited, you cannot get on the cans’?”
On the last and greatest day of the MV Event, Tom Cruise said, “If anyone is unpure, let him come do the Purification Rundown with me. Whoever believes in me, as the PL saith, will have pressor beams and money flows come from deep within their Theta being.” By this Tom Cruise meant Theta, which those who were Clear and OT were to attest to and receive. Up to that time Theta-ness had not been as-ised, since Tom Cruise had not yet been glorified.
On hearing his words, some of the people said, “Surely this man is a lunatic.”
Others said, “He is the Christ.”
Still others asked, “How can the Christ come from Clearwater? Does not the Green Volume say that Tom Cruise will come from the Van Allen Radiation Belt where David Miscavige lives? Thus the people were divided because of Tom Cruise.
This is the word of COB….Praise to you Lord Tom Mapother.
It looks like Ruthie has accurately and fully duplicated LRH’s breakthroughs on dental technology.
Ruthie’s hair reminds me of my neighbor’s dog when I was a kid. Those neighbors didn’t give a crap about that poor pup, and it took me a couple months to make friends with her before she just vanished. Also, I can’t get over how she isn’t a $cientologist ;). Come on bitch, get your ethics in and join the winning team. Records show your last course was 10 years ago and your IAS membership status is pathetic.
…the fact that their right to practice their religion is being protested is very, very strange.
She so gets it. It’s not a freedom of information issue. It’s an attack on religion.
To protesters all I can say is I really don’t understand what you expect to accomplish…
Re: “Ruthie Heyerdahl, the Ideal Org Dictator of Los Angeles…
… has treated me with kindness, compassion and understanding that knows no bounds.”
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Ruthie needs to get back to acting class