How to get a convinced Scientologist on the road to donating more to the IAS!
Stable Datum: All members of the Church of Scientology have a button on self importance, particularly OT’s and every single person in OSA.
Therefore, we in the IAS use the “self importance” button to
soak these idiots appeal to Church parishioners to donate more money:
* It is only your donation that stands between Planetary Salvation and Planetary Destruction!
* COB was just telling us what a magnificent thetan you are. And now COB personally needs a favor from you. He needs you to help him pay the legal bills for a malicious Psych attack that could destroy Scientology!
* You alone are the entire reason the entire Church of Scientology will survive today. Don’t let the group down. Please make a heroic donation.
* Only you can save souls from being lost for eternity. Please donate today to help the IAS keep its Fourth Dynamic Salvage programs going.
* You are a Big Being — and your big beingness can save this planet. Write that check.
* Bob Duggan has a bigger IAS trophy than you do. Are you gonna let Bob get away with outdoing you in status? No, we didn’t think so.
* Grant Cardone: You and Elena are actually far more important to the Scientology religion than Tom Cruise. COB said so. COB needs you and Elena to step up and personally fund the CCHR campaign for Florida. COB needs you to stop the psychiatric drugging of children in Flag’s own backyard! Thanks, you guys are such BiG Beings who are sooooo Theta!
* Bob Duggan: “Bob, COB told us that just being around you completely blows charge for him. Bob, COB knows he can personally count on you and Trish to help him confront and shatter the Fourth Dynamic Engram on this prison planet. When people on this cleared planet look back one hundred years from now they will say, “Thank you Bob and Trish Duggan – and thank you COB!”