Scientology OTVIII Grant Cardone on Jesus

We in RTC applaud Scientology OTVIII Grant Cardone for his very deep and profound view of Jesus.

It comes near the very end:

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  1. Wow, I looked it up and he’s right:

    44 Now His betrayer had given them a signal, saying, “Whomever I kiss, He is the One True Playa; seize Him and lead Him away safely.”

    45 As soon as he had come, immediately he went up to Him and said to Him, “Rabbi, Rabbi!” and kissed Him.

    46 Then they laid their hands on Him and took Him. 47 And one of those who stood by drew his sword and struck the servant of the high priest, and cut off his ear. What a dick move.

    48 Then Jesus, the One True Playa, answered and said to them, “Have you come out, as against a robber, with swords and clubs to take Me? Why you playa hatin’? 49 I was daily with you in the temple teaching, like a boss, and you did not seize Me. But the Scriptures must be fulfilled. Let’s roll, brotha.”

    Mark 14:44-49


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  2. I must add that my favorite part of this video is in the very beginning, when the guy calls him “one of the top gurus in the world”, you can tell by Grant’s reaction that even he is surprised the idiot just called him a guru.


  3. Laugh if you will, but 2,000 years after the death of Christ, whooda thunk it? Grant Cardone’s eloquence rivals that of the Apostle Paul presenting the allegories of Christ’s life doesn’t it?

    Or is this just a really strong blunt?


  4. Cardone is flat out lying. Hubbard dismissed Christianity as an ‘implant.’ Christ was a fiction. Hear it for yourself.

    “Somebody, somewhere on this planet, back about 600 B.C., found some pieces of R6…. And it became what is known as Christianity. Uh, the man on the cross, there was no Christ, but the man on a cross, is shown as every man…. a person can have been crucified, but in R6 he is shown as crucified….. the entirety of Roman Catholicism, the devil and all this sort of thing, that is all part of R6….The Roman Catholic Church, somewhere along the line, through watching the dramatizations of people, picked up some little fragments of R6…..” (L. Ron Hubbard, Class VIII Auditor Course “Assists” Lecture, 1968)


  5. J. Peasemould Gruntfuttock
    I gave you 1 point for your name. It got me laughing for several minutes. Hey, I´m still laughing. Jesus, I just can´t stop laughing.


  6. Jesus would not be amused to be compared to Lroon. Besides, Lroon thought he was the reincarnation of the Buddha, he had little regard for western Christianity or any other religion that doesn’t involve worship of Lrooon. .

    So why pay attention to Cardone? He is hilarious and says the stupidest things. His ‘training’ and sales consultancy caters to the automobile sales community. A community in which you’re king for a day when your sales are good, and then you’re looking for another job when your numbers are down. Much like $cientology, except there is no ‘hole’ in car sales, just demotion to new car prep work.


  7. I don’t believe Jesus was actually compared to LRH in the post, except for in the comments, which is understandable and unoffensive given the nature of this blog.

    So why pay attention to Cardone? He is hilarious and says the stupidest things.

    Because exactly what you just said. He says dumb shit and he is fun to make fun of. Do we need more of a reason?


  8. Grant Cardone, the quintessential douche. When he is not talking, he sits there with his mouth open and fidgeting (picking at his fingernail).


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