The September IAS fundraiser begins now! Vast and staggering sums of money are needed to fund these vital programs: 1. The Youth for Human Rights International RPF program. The dilettantes in YHRI […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Shows How to Correctly Slug PC’s Using GAT II Tech
Acclaimed as a child prodigy auditor at St. Hill for putting in harsh ethics on his preclear in session by use of a quick rabbit punch to the stomach, COB RTC David […]
Professor David Miscavige’s Miracle Cure!
Captain Flag Land Base Charges PAC Base With Using Undercharged E-Meters!
Captain Davis Jackinov, Commanding Officer of Flag Land Base, today accused PAC Base of using undercharged e-meters. “Just as the New England Patriots used under-inflated footballs to criminally win their Super Bowl […]
Fracking Responsible for the Church of Scientology’s Problems
“A newly released study authoritatively concludes that the Church of Scientology’s seemingly endless problems are caused by fracking,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Funded by the Citizen’s Commission on Human Rights, this […]
COB Announces the Golden Age of Supremely Deluxe Ideal Orgs!
“‘Ideal’ is no longer good enough,” announced his Imperial Holiness Captain David Miscavige from atop his ecclesiastical warhorse Barnabas. Barnabas, whom Captain Miscavige recently appointed Executive Director International of the Church of […]
GAT II Preclears Going Exterior With No Perceptions!
“Scientologists on GAT II are going exterior with no perceptions in record numbers,” enthused Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Exterior with No Perceptions is the single most important GAT II technical breakthrough ever […]
Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Turns to David Miscavige for Crisis PR Management
“Crippled by incontrovertible ‘smoking gun’ evidence of his racial bigotry, Clippers owner Donald Sterling has turned to David Miscavige for crisis PR management,” Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced today at a Staples […]
Church of Scientology: Championing Human Rights
Holy Roman Catholic Church Copies Church of Scientology!
“The Church of Scientology has a magnificent new Cathedral in Florida,” exclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “One of the more dramatic sculptures inside of our Cathedral,” Delusion noted, “depicts a translucent thetan […]