No, Tom Cruise’s main job is to help COB RTC David Miscavige save the Church of Scientology from the Psychiatric Illuminati that is trying to destroy the Church.
In an world exclusive interview with the Church of Scientology’s Freedom Magazine, Tom Cruise opened up about how hard his life is.
“My job, the work I do as a Scientologist, as an actor… the 20-30 sprints I run every day, the Pilates, the skim milk, the merciless way I put KSW in on myself,” Cruise pointed out, “so yeah, when you add it all up, my job is harder than being a front line combat soldier and an Olympic athlete combined.”
“Fighting the Psychs… it’s brutal, brutal work,” Cruise said from the Presidential Suite of the Fort Harrison Hotel. “Sometimes, it’s… I even… have to fly commercial.”
“Look,” the actor said, “to have to share a commercial airplane toilet with wogs… even in first class, you just don’t want to see what the toilet looks like after twelve hours, it’s horrible, like some wholetrack nightmare… smells like John Allender in there… I mean, have you ever actually seen an SP?”
Located in Clearwater, Florida the Fort Harrison serves as the Church of Scientology’s Winter War Headquarters — and this weekend the Church’s War Headquarter is busier than ever with the most important event ever in the history of the world.
“I can’t tell you how… just how important it is… how important David Miscavige, COB is… just how planetary-changing… the launch of Super Power and GAT II will be,” Mr. Cruise emphasized.
“I’ve met the leaders of leaders and so when I say we’re lucky to have COB,” I mean it. And because David Miscavige’s job is 1000x harder than mine, that is why I say, ‘thank you Sir!'”