Talk about Excitement!
There is literally electricity in the air here at Flag Land Base as we prepare to
implant blow people fifty feet out of their heads!
We in RTC have decided to give you a little peek at the thrills that COB RTC David Miscavige has in store for Cornerstone members on Super Power!
Super Power Process 9A: The Quick Freeze
1. Following full body immersion in the Soap Tank, the steam catapult hurls the Scientology parishioner fifty through the air like a greased pig straight into the Water Wall for final rinse.
2. Once this pre-cleaning process is done, the parishioner is zapped by a beam, whereupon, he or she is conveyed into the Glycol Alcohol Freezer Unit in preparation for long distance transport to a faraway location.
“This merciless and unforgiving ecclesiastical machine,” Mr. Miscavige noted, “is astonishingly supernatural in its exact effects upon the thetan. Thus, it serves my wholetrack purposes to handle Scientology.”